Hi bb-bbz. 

I’ve spent weeks urging the eviction of some of the most contentious, pretentious and unconscientious housemates, and now, yes, I’ll admit that there is a distinct lack of quality in the remaining contestants. Naturally, for me, the greatest loss has been Arron, but I’ll skip past my pining and give you a break. I speak irrespective of any alternative departures that would have occurred had certain housemates not gone or whatever, when I say what a shame it was to lose Shievonne, and dare I even say Lydia. Maybe, looking back, I could have stuck Lydia out for a bit longer. She caused ruptures among friendship groups with a seemingly savage disregard for her own self-respect. As for Shievonne, I think she actually is one of few people who fit the cliché of having ‘so much more to give’. I think she was evicted just as she was getting really pissed off and nervous, which vented the house massively. 

 It was sad to see Lauren go up against Luke A last week. They’re both good housemates and down-to-earth people, each worthy of a place in the final. Plenty disagree, but I thought she was a lovely girl who brought a lot to the show, particularly as of late. Luke A did nothing for weeks, literally fuck all, but now appears to have found a flickering glimmer of character and I actually like that flickering glimmer. Seems a nice guy, and I mean sure he can be an arse from time to time but I think we’re all entitled to that. Neither deserved to be up and there was something most infuriating about watching the other housemates look on as Brian revealed the results on Friday, as I thought about what the fuck creepy, conniving Conor was doing there, and limp little Luke S with his weedy, tag along, fart of a bitch girlfriend humping his leg at every opportunity. They’re just pathetic, all of them.

 Adam has lost Lauren, so that’s something less to watch. Becky pisses me off to the core. She’s one of these people that would turn up to events with mutual friends and for the first few times she’s alright and then after like the third time you’re just like, ‘oh you’re fucking joking me, not her again seriously, why does she have to come out every time we go anywhere?’ And then she’d let you realise she didn’t like you and then make a point of turning up every single fucking time. Does anybody get this or am I hung up about a certain bitch invading my life and my friends? 

 I’m not mad on Caroline, but I take her with a pinch of salt. A good housemate but by no means a worthy winner. Sara is lovely; I’ve liked her from the start but don’t feel like I know her at all. But maybe that’s just it, maybe there’s nothing to know. Scott is a great character, but not such a fascinating housemate. I’d give him a shot in the final and I wouldn’t be disappointed if he won, but I wouldn’t be elated. 

 And so who are we down to? Well it rhymes with Wiener. In my opinion, she’s a cool girl. Sassy, sexy, smart, and something slithery slippy s s s s alliteration I got A* English GCSE for this shit. Quiet though she has been, reserved she has not. She isn’t a wall flower, she’s just cool about the way in which she conducts herself. No one can say she’s kept her head down and managed to scuttle under the carpet into the final; she’s faced her enemies and evictions, and been herself from the start. I want her in the final, and particularly so in light of the remaining crowd, feel she has a right to first place.