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OLLY'S FINAL THOUGHT

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:00:49 +0100

So yessssssss I failed to blog this series out and yessss I stopped because of real life human reasons omg. I doubt you give a shit but you can correctly doubt I care, because basically

a) I moved back in with my dad who I’ve not seen in 3 years

b) I bought a puppy, the fucking cutest fucking puppy

c) Arron left (arronarronarronfuckyesfuckkkkkkinnnnnhellllllllarronbitchyes)

d) I projectile vomit every time I think of Connor’s bank balance

e) All the castles in the sky

f) Arron left (I swooned and went into a coma with devastation)

g) Just wanna type the word Arron again. Arron.

I apologise and thank you for being genuinely fucking mint followers. I got shit loads of questions and compliments and it was bloody lovely. Still, I’m gonna go back to being a bitch now cos that was too much niceness for one day.

And Luke A. Yeah, I guess he deserved it. Bravo.

Be free my pretties; FLY.

OLLEH

unitetonight: I CAN BE THE QUEEN YOU NEED ME TO BE. THIS IS MY...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 00:07:24 +0100

unitetonight:

I CAN BE THE QUEEN YOU NEED ME TO BE. THIS IS MY CHANCE TO BE THE DANCE, I’VE DREAMED IT’S HAPPENING. I CAN BE THE QUEEN.

A look at what's left.

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:51:00 +0100

Hi bb-bbz.

I’ve spent weeks urging the eviction of some of the most contentious, pretentious and unconscientious housemates, and now, yes, I’ll admit that there is a distinct lack of quality in the remaining contestants. Naturally, for me, the greatest loss has been Arron, but I’ll skip past my pining and give you a break. I speak irrespective of any alternative departures that would have occurred had certain housemates not gone or whatever, when I say what a shame it was to lose Shievonne, and dare I even say Lydia. Maybe, looking back, I could have stuck Lydia out for a bit longer. She caused ruptures among friendship groups with a seemingly savage disregard for her own self-respect. As for Shievonne, I think she actually is one of few people who fit the cliché of having ‘so much more to give’. I think she was evicted just as she was getting really pissed off and nervous, which vented the house massively.

It was sad to see Lauren go up against Luke A last week. They’re both good housemates and down-to-earth people, each worthy of a place in the final. Plenty disagree, but I thought she was a lovely girl who brought a lot to the show, particularly as of late. Luke A did nothing for weeks, literally fuck all, but now appears to have found a flickering glimmer of character and I actually like that flickering glimmer. Seems a nice guy, and I mean sure he can be an arse from time to time but I think we’re all entitled to that. Neither deserved to be up and there was something most infuriating about watching the other housemates look on as Brian revealed the results on Friday, as I thought about what the fuck creepy, conniving Conor was doing there, and limp little Luke S with his weedy, tag along, fart of a bitch girlfriend humping his leg at every opportunity. They’re just pathetic, all of them.

Adam has lost Lauren, so that’s something less to watch. Becky pisses me off to the core. She’s one of these people that would turn up to events with mutual friends and for the first few times she’s alright and then after like the third time you’re just like, ‘oh you’re fucking joking me, not her again seriously, why does she have to come out every time we go anywhere?’ And then she’d let you realise she didn’t like you and then make a point of turning up every single fucking time. Does anybody get this or am I hung up about a certain bitch invading my life and my friends?

I’m not mad on Caroline, but I take her with a pinch of salt. A good housemate but by no means a worthy winner. Sara is lovely; I’ve liked her from the start but don’t feel like I know her at all. But maybe that’s just it, maybe there’s nothing to know. Scott is a great character, but not such a fascinating housemate. I’d give him a shot in the final and I wouldn’t be disappointed if he won, but I wouldn’t be elated.

And so who are we down to? Well it rhymes with Wiener. In my opinion, she’s a cool girl. Sassy, sexy, smart, and something slithery slippy s s s s alliteration I got A* English GCSE for this shit. Quiet though she has been, reserved she has not. She isn’t a wall flower, she’s just cool about the way in which she conducts herself. No one can say she’s kept her head down and managed to scuttle under the carpet into the final; she’s faced her enemies and evictions, and been herself from the start. I want her in the final, and particularly so in light of the remaining crowd, feel she has a right to first place.

Having not seen Luke A’s wife up to now, I am well impressed. She looked amazing. And his twin...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 20:29:54 +0100

Having not seen Luke A’s wife up to now, I am well impressed. She looked amazing. And his twin brother, too. Well well ey. Who’d of thought it? But I really don’t know who I want to stay because now I like them bothhhh

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Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:43:18 +0100

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 04:04:27 +0100

I respect Sara for sticking up for Deana so much. Sara is regarded of one of the 'cooler' housemates and I think it's nice that she's willing to give up that label just to support someone who isn't involved in her group. I don't think Deana would otherwise have the confidence to stick up for herself without Sara's help. I love Sara. And Deana.

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 03:43:53 +0100

I’m glad you’re a fan of Sara, too. I do understand why she’s had a bit of bad press as being too quiet and playing safe, but it makes it that whole bit more special come the rare but certain times when she won’t stand for shit and is willing to stand up for Deana, like you say. I think Deana would have had the confidence to stand on for herself nearer the beginning, but repeated, nearly all of the housemates have been cruel fuckers, and battered her down at her every word. It’s been quite out of order and so it’s refreshing to see these girls joining forces. I with you m’darlin, I love them both, and I think they are both extremely genuine housemates.

I love reading your opinions on the house. Please post more x

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 22:49:53 +0100

thank you chuck c: x

Big Brother - Day 37Caroline “I think its sperm”

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 12:41:59 +0100

Big Brother - Day 37
Caroline “I think its sperm”

Shiegone

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 12:32:51 +0100

Ok so I didn’t want to pounce on the eviction on Friday with a big slab of opinion, so I’ve given it a few days to mull over it.

Well, despite what I said about her, I think it’s a shame Shievonne has gone. I’ve hated many fallen housemates, but I dare say we’ve got rid of some corking housemates far too soon over the past few weeks. She was a right silly bitch, and I grew to dislike her, but she was an interesting character, and it was fascinating to watch her personality wobble under the pressure of being up for eviction. Hmmm, I really don’t know what to think. Conor has sort of apologised about things and seems to be quietly nestling into the last few weeks of the show, but things just, hmm, they just seem a bit flat.

And sorry right but I don’t even care that I’m dragging him up a over a week later, but I miss Arron like a bitch. I want his name to keep popping up in every big brother related tag because his face needs to be there to satisfy my withdrawal symptoms and cravings. It’s a good thing we have controversial Caroline because she has been a quality housemate. I even like Lauren; dare say I’m routing for her a bit, in fact. Even if she does laugh like she’s off her tits injected with cheap anaesthetic.

Queana

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:55:00 +0100

Oh my god this girl got sass. She got swag. She is more cool than Jay Z in a freezer. Some may say she ain’t got all that swag and sass and bitchpleaseness about her because arguments (such as tonight with Shievonne) affect her; she gets hurt, she shows her emotions afterwards. But sorry, that is why she is so cool. She is a real person. Whilst Shievonne was being a total arse, losing her cool and coming up with cringeworthy, tragic comments like ‘you’re a flip flop, Deana, you flip and you flop from one person to the other’ and my personal favourite ‘you’re like a bull out of a china shop’, hopelessly not realising that she was effectively saying to Deana that she was causing no damage or trouble, idk, perhaps just standing there, like bulls that are outside of china shops probably just do. Deana kept it cool. She was composed, real, and looked stunning, too. She also gave a very fair argument and made some gurd points. I really warmed to Shievonne a few weeks ago cos she was piss funny and not hugely egotistical. Now though, she seems a bit out of control, and you can sense the distress it is causing her not knowing what the public think of her at this point. After siding up with Conor during tonight’s argument, Shievonne has just pissed me right off. So has Ashleigh. Also, it was cool how Deana had the balls to ask Lauren why she wasn’t there for her in the argument. She wasn’t contentious or unreasonable in the way she asked, and Lauren responded fairly, if a little cowardly. I like that Deana wants that respect, and that she won’t sit back to be walked over. It’s just a shame that most of the remaining housemates are too mentally lacking to comprehend a character as modest and chilled out as Deana. Nominations this week… I’d like Conor to go. He needs the public to show him what a cunt he is before everyone forgets about the way he spoke about Deana. Shievonne is entertaining enough for being a bit of a simple bitch to keep in, and she isn’t a psycho. Omg congrats to Shievonne for being like the first ever person in my BB rants who I haven’t called a psycho. She just dumb. All the awards to Deana.

please post more :)

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 21:30:42 +0100

I will bubbeh, promise

DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN. c:

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 18:47:57 +0100

You’re so lovely :’) we should join forces and kidnap him now he has returned to the wild x

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Mon, 09 Jul 2012 15:33:42 +0100

tamrynroxanne: Not gonna lie Arron looks pretty sexy glistening in anchovy juice. omg ikr.

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 15:31:45 +0100

tamrynroxanne:

Not gonna lie Arron looks pretty sexy glistening in anchovy juice.

omg ikr.

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Mon, 09 Jul 2012 12:09:51 +0100

mourning the loss of this package from our screens.

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:57:00 +0100

mourning the loss of this package from our screens.

Did you hear the newssss? (don't want to spoil it for you)

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 23:11:07 +0100

Oh darlin, it’s awfully sad for us all. A service will be held to remember dear Arron at my house next weekend. But yeah this is a good opportunity to ‘apologise’ for not blogging much lately. As of Monday, sexy blogness will ensue and business will be as usual. Much love

I’m dying

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 23:52:47 +0100

I’m dying

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Wed, 04 Jul 2012 14:30:19 +0100